*Aquarena in the house!

Moving on...
Piranha 3D successfully executes what it sets out to do. That is to make a trashy horror movie with tons of nudity and its tongue placed firmly in its cheek. The cast is likeable. The proper nods are made to the iconic films it owes a debt to, particularly the intro with Krippendorf.
Did I mention there's tons of nudity?
Oh, you want an example? Well, Jerry O'Connell's* severed cock is eaten by a piranha, with the fish making its own slider.
*And if for some odd reason, you harbor a soft spot for Kangaroo Jack, don't worry. He is essentially playing the loathsome Ron Francis.


Moving on...
Piranha 3D successfully executes what it sets out to do. That is to make a trashy horror movie with tons of nudity and its tongue placed firmly in its cheek. The cast is likeable. The proper nods are made to the iconic films it owes a debt to, particularly the intro with Krippendorf.
Did I mention there's tons of nudity?
Oh, you want an example? Well, Jerry O'Connell's* severed cock is eaten by a piranha, with the fish making its own slider.
*And if for some odd reason, you harbor a soft spot for Kangaroo Jack, don't worry. He is essentially playing the loathsome Ron Francis.

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